1. Charmin Ultra. Our apartment has a tender spetic system. Tough shit for my tender septic system.
2. Cable. Jack and I pitched the cable when he left the Coast Guard to save money. We (he) saves about $100 a month. But I miss my competitive cooking shows. And Animal Planet. And Family Guy. That's about it though.
3. Sleep. But that brings a whole new appreciation for wine!
4. Fiber. See aforementioned #1
5. A GPS that works. It took me 3.5 hours to get home today from work because my GPS decided to take a mental vacation and leave me high and dry during a torrential down pour at 4:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you Tom-Tom, fuck you, that was a long ass 3.5 hours.
-Jill.
Auntie Em has discovered that one must go on-line regularly and feed Tom-Tom new data. If not he chooses to ignore the satellite overlords and take you to East #%*!
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