Poor Jack. This brilliant idea of his ("Lets leave the safety and support of the CG for the Great Unknown!" What the Hell kind of wife supports that crazy ass shit?) has turned into a bit of a nightmare. So! Here is a list of things that make being a civilian pretty damn awesome.
1. Sleeping in. You don't do this. But I do. It's awesome. You should try it sometime.
2. Long hair and beards. See my last post. Jack is trying to grow a foxtail beard like his Dad, Charlie. (Think Dumbledore, but with a morbid sense of humor)
3. Being able to work out/run 6 days a week. Wait, you did that when you were in the CG. Never mind.
4. Alcohol. You can now drink on a Tuesday and totally wreck your Wednesday by being a cranky hungover asshole. Again, you should try it with me sometime. It's a jovial time.
5. All the XBox you can play.
6. Two words. The mids.
I'll add to this list as I keep getting ideas. But for now, enjoy being a civilian and the fact that the only person you have to take orders from, is me.
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